WTF! When she called, you didn’t expect her to sound like a damn criminal! It’s been a fucking year since she last babysat for you, but she knew you were there if she ever needed help. Now here she is, busted for shoplifting at the mall. Listen to this rocking joke: “These two mall cops are being such hard-asses, can you come get me? ”

You were totally shocked by your innocent babysitter’s crazy crime spree. You never thought she could be a bad girl, but her crazy fucking story painted her in a whole new light. When she told you what she did to those two mall cops, it got you screamingly angry. Were you mad because they got to bang her first, or because you could have been scoring that sweet little slut when she used to babysit? Now that you know you missed out on some crazy stolen booty, what the hell are you going to do?

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