I wanted to talk to you about your girlfriend. Your dad & I don’t think she’s right for you, I know you don’t want to believe it but, there’s someone better out there for you. I mean, wouldn’t you wanna find someone more like your mommy? You know deep down you’ll never be satisfied with your girlfriend, don’t you wanna find a girl with big boobs like mommy? I’ll let you have your way with mommy & I’ll even eat your ass if you promise this’ll be our little secret.